Gone Myra Gone
'Auto Erotic Assimilation' is the third episode of the second season of Rick and Morty. It is the fourteenth episode of the series overall. It premiered on August 9, 2015. It was written by Ryan Ridley and directed by Bryan Newton. Rick, Morty, and Summer stumble on a hive mind named Unity that. Rick and Morty is an American adult animated science fiction sitcom created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Cartoon Network's late-night programming block Adult Swim.The series follows the misadventures of cynical mad scientist Rick Sanchez and his good-hearted but fretful grandson Morty Smith, who split their time between domestic life and interdimensional adventures.
'Okay, how the hell am I supposed to hide this!' Myra yelled
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'I-It's not that bad,' Morty said
'Not bad! Not fucking bad! I swelled up like a balloon. I mean fucking look at these!' Myra yelled lifting up her shirt.
'Gha-Stop Myra! P-put your shirt down! P-Please!' Morty yelled covering his eyes.
You'd think that being pregnant Myra's stomach would be an issue but it wasn't her stomach that was causing her issues it was her chest. The normally A-cup girl jumped to a C-cup almost overnight.
'I'm wearing a bra dumbass,' Myra said
'Well I don't w-want boobs ruined,' Morty said
'You so insensitive Morty!' Myra yelled
She picked up her alarm clock chucking it at her twin, 'Get the fuck out!'
Myra picks up a jewelry box about to throw it at Morty but the teen ran out the room. Myra huffed as she dropped the jewelry box and pulled out her phone.
'Fuck this,' Myra said
'I like them,' Mason said
'You better shut up before I slit your throat,' Myra said glaring at Mason.
'Mood swings I see,' Mason said, 'It's a good thing you're human. My species spit acid. My father said that my mother melted down half the castle.'
'Whatever,' Myra aid going under the covers in Mason's bed.
'Tell you what, I've got an important meeting to attend. How about after I take you somewhere nice,' Mason said
'Whatever,' Myra said snuggling into the sheets.
Mason lets out a sigh before walking out the room.
Myra digs herself deeper into the bed trying to drift off into slumber land.
'The Galactic Federation has no jurisdiction here!' Queen Undo yelled slamming her fist on the table.
'We were simply trying to-'
'I know what you were trying to do! What your federation does to every planet! I will not allow my kingdom to fall under your control!' Queen Undo yelled
'Calm down my dear,' King Invo said
'Don't tell me to calm down!' Queen Undo yelled glaring at her husband.
Her face slightly morphs as her jaw unhinges like a snake, fangs poking out as her eyes turned to slits.
'Very well dear,' King Invo said
An alien leans over to King Invo, 'Are you just gonna let her ya know?'
'I'd rather not get eaten,' King Invo whispered back.
Queen Undo continues to yell and hiss as the meeting continues. Mason just lets out a sigh rolling his eyes putting his chin in hands. As everyone was distracted by the Queen an alien sneaks away leaving the room.
Myra was drifting off to sleep. She was at the point where sleep was taking over but she wasn't yet in REM.
The door creaked open going noticed by Myra as she shifted in bed. Suddenly Myra's mouth was covered as she was pulled out of the bed. The pregnant teen kicked and let out muffled screams as she was dragged across the room.
'Whahahhashthuianvohvuouafhgprarhiga!' Myra yelled, which meant, 'What the hell! Getting kidnapped again!'
Myra's hands were tied up and she was gagged before she was thrown into a sack. A portal was opened and she was thrown in.
The portal was closed up and the alien left the room.
'Oooooooohhhhh Myra! I have returned!' Mason said walking into the room.
As he walked into the room he saw a large lump on the bed.
'Myra you up? Myra?' Mason asked
He picked pulled back the blanket revealing no Myra.
As a maid walked by the prince's room and eruption occurred and the halls shook as fire exploded out the door nearly crushing the servant.
The maid stuck her head in the room. Everything was covered in fire well whatever was left in the room.
'Master Mason?'
'WHAT?!' Mason yelled turning around with a deep guttural voice.
His normally pale skin was pitch black and his hair was literally made of flames. He had grown at least three feet taller and his fangs were longer.
'Nothing Sir,' The maid said before running out the room.
'Now what's all this commotion?' King Invo said walking into the room before spotting his son, 'Ah your appearance has changed your going through the final stages of adolescence but you look angry. Where is that young human woman, the one with the fiery mouth?'
Mason let out a loud roar releasing more fire from his mouth.
'Ah, I see. Well, try to return home soon and remember the treaty, be careful who you kill. Your mother is already in a frenzy,' King Invo said
'Where the hell am I?!' Myra yelled
Myra was hanging three feet off the ground since the poor pregnant teen was chained up.
'Fucking kidnapped again! What the hell?!' Myra yelled
'So she awakens. Greetings your majesty.'
Myra attempts to turn her head to hear where the voice came from but it's futile. The sound of footsteps are heard and a figure stops behind Myra. A hand grabs Myra and turns her around. An alien's face is what greeted Myra. It had orange skin and large tusks coming from its mouth and an elongated neck. It had one large eye that was completely green. Standing on each side of him were two Gromflomites, holding guns.
'Who the hell are you?!' Myra said
'I am your captor.' The alien said
'No shit. Do you not have a name?' Myra said
'It is Shlok!' Shlok said
'Okay and I'm here because….?' Myra said
'Businesses my dear, business,' Shlok said
'Uh-huh? Whatever you want from Rick I'm pretty sure you're not gonna get from him,' Myra said
'This is not about Rick Sanchez, this about your future husband,' Shlok said
'Future husband? You mean Mason. Yeah you're not getting shit from him especially after kidnapping me,' Myra said
'Oh I think the young Prince will give me anything now that I've got his precious little queen and future heir,' Shlok said poking at Myra's stomach.
'And what exactly is that you want?' Myra asked raising an eyebrow.
Shlok started to pace in front of Myra, 'You see, it's rare for any solar system to not have the Galactic Federation present in any sector within it, even your backwater Milky Way solar system has Federation outposts in it. Now matter how much I push for it the Queen refuses to allow any Galactic Federation within her solar system, in fact, she's even personally destroyed secret ships hidden within the system-'
'Yeah, that's your fault even I know not the mess wit her-'
'Someone cover her mouth!' Shlok yelled pointing at Myra. A Gromflomite walks over with duct tape and tapes Myra's mouth shut causing Myra to huff and glare.
'Now as I was saying. The Galactic Federation had no hold within this solar system. We have set up a treaty but it does not allow any of our men to enter the system. In order to finally remedy the problem, I had one of my men gather you. You see the Queen won't listen to anyone, not even her own husband but there is someone's opinion who she highly regards and that is her son's. I'm sure the future King of the Dew Solar system,' Shlok walked over to Myra and grabbed his face in his hands making her glare hard at the alien man, 'will do anything to get his future Queen and future heir back. Now, do you have anything to say, my dear?'
'Mguhuughhhk!' Myra muffled out.
'Oh right, take that off,' Shlok said
A Gromflomite walks over and rips the tape off of Myra's mouth.
'Fuck you,' Myra said
'RAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!'
Mason let out a loud yell as he piloted a spaceship.
'306 bottles of beer on the wall, 306 bottles of beer. You take one down pass it around 306 bottles of beer on the wall. 305 bottles of beer on the wall 305-!'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!' A Gromflomite yelled pointing his gun at Myra.
'If you'd give me something to do other than just hang here I wouldn't need to sing to entertain myself,' Myra said, 'Get me a magazine or put on a movie!'
Two Gromflomites were sitting around a water cooler drinking.
'RAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'
*CRASH*
Mason's ship crashed into the room obliterating the Gromflomites, their insides now on display in the room. Mason jumped out of the ship holding a large blaster on his shoulder.
'Myra!' Mason roared, his load voice shaking the room.
'Myra!'
Myra looked up from the magazine she was staring at, that was being held up for her by one of the Gromflomite guards.
'He's here…' Myra said
Shlok marched up to Myra, 'Listen here you-! What is that smell?!'
'Maybe it's the puddle of my urine you're standing in,' Myra said
Shlok looked down and with a disgusted look jumped back shaking off his feet, 'Disgusting! What is wrong with you!'
'Hey! My bladder has shrunk and I've been stung up here for hours and have been given zero bathroom breaks! This is on you buddy!' Myra yelled
A loud alarm blared through the building.
'Intruder in sector 9! Intruder in sector 9!'
Dozens of Gromflomites run down a hallway blasters in hands.
*BOOM*
A wall is blown up and Mason appears from the rubble.
'Where's Myra!' Mason yelled
All of the Gromflomites aim their guns at Mason. He transforms into his monstrous form and roars his jaw unhinging shooting fire out of his mouth. The fire blast hits all of the Gromflomites before him and the alien creatures let out shrill screams as they all melt in a pile of flesh and bone.
'I want double the guards set up in all entrances don't let him get to the girl,' Shlok ordered
'That's not gonna work,' Myra said
'Quiet you!' Shlok yelled
'Just saying,' Myra said
'Pull him up on the screen,' Shlok ordered
A Gromflomite runs over to a computer and hits a few buttons and pulls up a video feed. The video showed Mason running around screaming and firing blasts off. A Gromflomite tries to approach him from behind and without looking Mason's tail lifts up and rips the Gromflomites head off.
'Whoa….that's kind of hot,' Myra said
Everyone looks at her.
'Don't give me those looks bastards,' Myra said
'He's already reached the 15th floor!' A Gromflomite yelled freaking out, 'I don't wanna die!'
'Keep it together!' Shlok yelled slapping the Gromflomite in the face.
'Not too long now,' Myra said casually.
'I'd keep that air hole of yours shut because he's not gonna make it,' Shlok said glaring at Myra.
'Hmmmm….is that so,' Myra said narrowing her eyes, 'I don't see any ears on you so I'm gonna tell you to listen closely because I'm gonna only say this once. This is what is going to happen. Mason is gonna burst into this room and kill all of your guards. He's going to release me and I'm gonna find something sharp to shove up your ass. Then I'm going to go home, kick back and have chocolate with Carolina Reaper Potato Chips while I giggle at the thought of how much your suffering.'
'Your confidence will be the end of you,' Shlok said
Myra just blows a raspberry as the building shakes.
'He's reached level 20!'
Mason ran up a set of stairs. He was now in his full form. Lava literally leaked out of his mouth and it dripped onto the floor melting through the metal floor beneath his feet. He had long ago abandoned his weapon and settled for tearing apart people with his bare hands.
'This is taking too long!' Mason snarled out. Mason's nostrils flared as he sniffed the air. He continued to sniff the air and looked up. He opened his mouth and let out a spiral of hot fire that tore through the ceiling above him and several other floors. He dug his sharp talon like claws in the wall and proceeded to climb up the walls and through the holes he created.
'He tore through the last floors. He's making his way up to us!'
'This room is surrounded with reinforced quantumaltramanium! He's not getting through them!' Shlok said
'That's what you say,' Myra said
Gromflomites lined up at the doors entrance guns raised and ready to shoot.
'Your plan is going to shit,' Myra said
A loud banging started to resonate through the room along with a loud scratching sound. It seemed like Mason was just outside the room and was searching for a weak spot.
'Hehe, he's not getting in no matter how hard he looks,' Shlok said
Myra just rolls her eyes, she was getting really bored at this point, she might even start singing again.
The loud banging continued throughout the room until it finally stopped. The room got eerily quiet the tension building.
'Where's he now?' A Gromflomite questioned
'Pull up the monitors! Find him!' Shlok yelled
A Gromflomite pulled up the security feed showing the outside of the room. Dents could be seen on the door where it was clear Mason had tried to break through.
'Where is he! Where is he!' Shlok shouted
'I'm looking, but I can't find him. I can't even find him on the infrared scanner,' The Gromflomite said
'That's impossible his species radiates an immense amount heat if he's not out there-!'
'Then he's in here,' Myra finished
As soon as the words left her mouth the ceiling collapsed in as Mason's large form dropped in. Green blood was splattered all around the room as Mason's body landed on several Gromflomites. The rest of the Gromflomites started to shoot at Mason. The lasers hit his skin slightly singing it but didn't seem to affect the enraged alien prince. Mason's mouth opened and large billowing flames came out of his mouth torching the rest of the Gromflomites in the room.
Shlok, with fear in his large eyes, ran over to the metal barricaded door and started fervently put in the passcode. The alien was quickly cut off by his own scream as he was yanked back from the door. Shlok was held upside down by Mason's tail and then was thrown against walls and the floor. His battered body was thrown around and Myra's eyes just followed as her kidnapper was treated like a rag doll.
After severely beating Shlok, Mason dropped the alien on the hard floor then turned his head to Myra. The two stared at each other, Mason was breathing heavily, literal steam came out of his nostrils blowing Myra's hair back.
'Hey there. I like your new look,' Myra said
Mason reaches forward and grabs onto the chain that was holding Myra up. With a sharp yank, he pulled Myra down and into his arms. He set the girl down and once she was on her feet he grabbed onto the chains that were binding her and with one swift pull he pulled them apart snapping the metal chains like toothpicks.
'Thanks, I knew you'd come for me,' Myra said
Mason's eyes start to soften and his form starts to slowly change back to his normal appearance.
'You two aren't hurt are you?' Mason asked
Myra rubbed her neck and stretched out her arms, then she rubbed her stomach giving it a few light taps.
'Nope both of us are okay. Although I am hungry as hell, and my pants are smelly and wet,' Myra said
Mason gave a light chuckle and pulled Myra into his arms, but then pulls away really quickly.
'Wow you are really wet,' Mason said
'Yeah, thanks for the update,' Myra said
The moment between the two was broken by a groan making the two turn their heads.
'Fuck man, he's still alive,' Myra said looking over at Shlok. Then a wide grin comes onto her face, 'That means I get to do something to him.'
Shlok, unable to move, whimpers as Myra's smirk turns sadistic and her shadow hovers over his crumpled form.
Later that day Myra sat at the dinner table with her family.
'So Myra what did you do today?' Beth asked
Myra smirked, 'Nothing much, just made a new friend.'
'That's good maybe you can introduce them some time,' Beth said
'Oh, I don't think he'll be up for that,' Myra's smirk got even bigger, 'In fact, I don't think he'll be up for anything in the foreseeable future.'
The only one to really notice Myra's sadistic smirk was Morty and Rick. The later didn't care as he stuffed his mouth, and Morty let out a nervous moan as he slid slightly away from his twin.
'So how bad is it?' A Gromflomites Officer asked
Before he could get an answer an 'Oh god!' rang out and another Gromflomite ran out of the room holding his hand over his mouth as puke came billowing forth from his mouth.
The Gromflomites Officer stuck his head into the room and was met with the sight of the dozens of Gromflomites body parts strewn about in the room. Shlok's body, which was strapped to the ground and a laser gun shoved right up where the sun don't shine.
Written on the wall in Gromflomites blood was the message 'Treaty Over!'